A Very Special Masturbation Month Edition of Marital Aid Test Kitchen, Part Deux

Masturbation Month Madness Continues!

Hello! Hope you are having a damn fine masturbation month and that you're reading of this site has given you tons of fodder for your masturbation time. This is the month to celebrate your sexual health and how fine and good it is to get off on a regular basis. Who does not love getting off? Seriously, life is way too short to deny yourself the best masturbation experience possible and in honor of the month of months, we are offering 15 percent off all toys and lubricants in our store when you use the offer code "fleshbot15" before June 2nd so get to shopping and jacking and/or jilling!

I left something out of my last discussion of toy-related topics and I want to rectify that experience here. So let's say you are in a relationship or the kind of man/woman/trans person who has regular flings and you like to share your toys. Add these into your toy box.

These are One's Tom of Finland Super Sensitive Latex Condoms. Having condoms around is always a super important thing for sheathing dicks and preventing kids/sexual creepy crawlies but they also make excellent toy sheathes if you share your toys and/or aren't great at remembering to clean them off. This is my absolute favorite brand of condoms and a portion of the proceeds benefits the Tom of Finland Foundation which "is dedicated to protect, preserve, document and educate the public about erotic art and erotic artists. " How fucking cool is that? Keep these around.

OK, now for this week's toy recommendations, let's begin with a manly man masturbation helper.

This unassuming toy is Topco's Vulcan Ripe Anus Stroker and it is super reasonably priced at under $13 before the discount. It is basically made for shower play and you can and should use and keep and clean this in your shower. It is a well-made and versatile stroker, and if you are looking for a beginner's model, you have found your stroker. Plus, it is totally (probably) Spock approved!

Man, I miss him being around.

Anyway, on to the lady masturbating fun!

This wonder is Closet Collection's Lady Jadore 360 degrees Reversible Tulip vibe. It is made of silicone, very pretty to look at and it can bend any which way that you want it to, which is pretty fabulous. It is rechargeable and comes with a USB line and a UL plug and comes with a handy storage bag. It has two motors in it which means that with ten different vibrating patterns, you will definitely be able to get off with this beautiful wonder. It retails for $144.95 in our store before the discount.

Here's a more budget-friendly option.

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This is California Exotic Novelties' Body & Soul Inspiration vibrating silicone cock ring. This little fun thing runs on the included watch batteries and you can use the vibrator by itself or with a dildo that you already have. You can also add it to your couples play, but the versatility of this toy totally makes it worth the price tag of $21.95 before the hand dandy Masturbation Month discount. The ring is good and stretchy so it can easily accommodate any toy or cock in your life. Yay for that!

And now, some lubrication choices!

First up, Astroglide's Diamond Silicone Gel!

It costs $18.95 before the discount for a three ounce tube that will seriously last you forever. A little of this gel goes a long, long, long fucking way. This is NOT for use with any of the tubes on this page right now but let's say you have some time and are about to get it on with one of your toys or a person who has a latex condom on, you can use this lube with it and use it well. If you are masturbating old school with zero toys at all, this is an excellent lube to keep your naughty bits super moisturized. I love the design of the rub and how it is designed to be neat.

For a lube that IS compatible with all of the toys here, try this one!

Sliquid Oceanics water-based lube IS compatible with all of the toys here and the One condoms. It is glycerine, paraben and wax free and is enhanced with nori seaweed, wakame (a sea veggie), and carrageenan which is a potentially helpful bacteria that regularly gets added to yogurt. It is hypoallergenic, non-staining, all vegan and this lube was not tested on animals. The manufacturer suggest that this lube is made to "offer women a healthier choice," but I sincerely doubt that the bottle cares what gender out there uses it—you might impress a potential partner by whipping out such an enlightened lube to use as part of your sexy play.

Happy Masturbation Month all!