Emily Ratajkowski Changes the Meaning of “And the Horse You Rode in On”

Why Not Emily Ratajkowsk Nude on a Unicorn?

A popular insult to say to someone is, “Screw you and the horse your rode in on,” though most people use a word other than “screw.” But I think that saying is going to become no longer an insult thanks to this Harpers Bazaar Emily Ratajkowski spread of her nude on a horse.  

Well, I guess the “screw you” part will still be an insult, but as for the rest of that saying, it’s no longer a bad thing. From this day forward, “and the horse you rode in on,” will instantly fill our minds with these images of Emily Ratajkowski nude on a horse. Though, I’m kind of curious why they didn’t go with a unicorn. Yes, I know that unicorns aren’t real, but sometimes I think Emily Ratajkowski’s beauty is unreal. It seems like a no-brainer to have two mythical and beautiful creatures together in one picture.  

Though we did learn a little later thanks to Emily Ratajkowski’s Instagram account that wasn’t completely nude a horse. She was, in fact, wearing a thong that Photoshopped out after the pictures were taken. Still, Emily Ratajkowski wasn’t wearing a top so that’s just fine with me. Hell, I think Emily Ratajkowski is sexy as hell in clothes, but if I had to pick…   

 

A video posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Jul 7, 2016 at 4:59am PDT

I think I’m going to start right away with this new saying and greet my co-workers with, “Have a good day and the horse Emily Ratajkowski rode nude on.” Sure, it might need some tinkering, but it’s a good start.  

Video via Emily Ratajkowski on Instagram

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