Only in Florida: That’s Not How That Works

He's Great With The Pipes

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.  

We can all agree that public restrooms are never any fun. Usually there is a strange odor, just about everything is wet for some reason, and let’s not get into the whole no flushing things. But when you got to go, you got to go. So, when a street sweeper in Brooksville, Florida took a break to use the restroom, he go a bit of surprise as he sat in the stall.  

While in a stall, the man told police, a man entered the restroom and went into the adjoining stall.  In short order, cops say, the victim was confronted with the private parts of Jerry Childress, 75, who “shoved his penis through the divider wall and waited.”  

I guess Childress thought that a divider was the same thing a glory hole, but sadly Childress was mistaken.

The worker in the stall wasn’t there for fun and games, he just wanted to do his business. When the worker attempted to confront Childress he fled into the nearby woods.  When the police arrived they were unable to find Childress, but the victim decided to return the public restroom he noticed Childress emerge from the wooded area and get into his car.

When Childress got into his car and drove away, the victim began following him (apparently while behind the wheel of the street sweeper). After tailing Childress to the Faith Evangelical Presbyterian Church, the victim called cops.  

Yes, you see Childress who quite dabber when all dressed up, but he was also the Faith Evangelical Presbyterian Church’s organist for over ten years, or as he put it on his LinkedIn page:  

“I am the Principle organist for the church which is a paid position, but I do it because of my love of playing organ music and giving my gift back to God.”  

No doubt Childress is quite skilled with those pipes, but he has yet to figure out the different between a hole and divider.

Via The Smoking Gun