Throwback Thursday: Remember How Excited We All Were for “Suicide Squad”?

Well, That Happened....

"Suicide Squad" is headed to theaters this weekend and it is being panned pretty much universally by every critic who has seen it. It's s total bummer that it is getting this reception, because it was supposed to be this huge reboot for DC Comics' movies. We were hoping the movies would stop sucking and stop being killed at the box office by all of the exceptionally awesome Marvel movies out there. I'm a DC girl and seeing all of these DC movies tank has just been shitty as a longtime fan/reader, but what can be done? 

Well, Axel Braun/Wicked Comix has a parody of Suicide Squad coming out, and with all sincerity, I am completely positive that this porn parody will probably be a whole lot better than the real thing. I mean sure, I would love to see Margot Robbie get laid as Harley Quinn, but I am super positive that Kleio Valentien as Harley Quinn will do a great enough job that my current DC disappointment will be momentarily forgotten.

You can pre-order "Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody" by clicking right the fuck here. It comes out next Friday.