Buy Your Own Creepy Big Boobed Mannequin!

Kim Cattrall = Not For Sale!

The Milwaukee Sentinel ran a very compelling column about the estate sale of late electrician/Beloit resident Mike Martin. Martin's hobby was to collect mannequins, paint them to his liking, give them ridiculously big boobs and sexy clothes to wear, and then pose them all around the home that he shared with his wife/now widow Maxine Martin.  Maxine has moved out of the mannequin-filled house and into a mannequin-free apartment and all of Mike's treasures are now available for purchase in an online auction.

Mike named all of the mannequins because, well, of course he did. You can't fill your home with creepy big boobed mannequins and NOT name them all, right? There are sixty of these mannequins up for auction, and they all were on display in the Martin household. Some of these mannequins were made to look like celebrities like Rita Hayworth and Cassandra "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" Peterson because why the fuck not, I guess.

The daughter of Mike and Maxine claims that Maxine "tolerated" it but was not a fan of the presence of these nightmare-fueling dolls - but all of the mannequins and their wardrobes are available for purchase, if you just have to have one or more of them in your life. You can even walk around the house they are all displayed in currently. I don't think I would sleep ever again if I took that tour.