Does Anyone Understand the True Hotness of Monica Bellucci?

Monica Bellucci Is Really Too Sexy to Comprehend

You know what, no. Nope. No, no way, not this time, sorry. I can’t, I just can’t. I’m sorry everyone, but I think I need to throw my hands up in the air and walk away because Monica Bellucci is just way too hot. I can’t deal with her hotness anymore!  

Seriously, I can’t understand it. I can’t wrap my head around the fact there is someone in this world like Monica Bellucci. She’s just . . . just . . . Monica Bellucci. That is really the only way I can think to describe her. I can’t come up with anything clever or cute anymore. Monica Bellucci completely naked in a pool is too much for me. All I can do is stare blankly at the screen. And while I’d like to pretty much spend all day staring at pictures of Monica Bellucci, but you know I have to eat, work, and do some other things. Sigh, if it were only the weekend, then I could just clear my day.  

I know don’t understand a lot of things in this world - the world is full of mystery and strange and unusual things - but normally I can brush all that to the side and go on with my day. When it comes to Monica Bellucci and seemingly never-ending hotness, I just can’t. I mean, like I really can’t.  

Photos via Paris Match and Vogue  

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