How in the World Could Someone Play Tennis Against Anna Kournikova?

 

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How Can Anyone Do Anything When Anna Kournikova Is Around?

Many of life's great mysteries are frustrating: What came first, the chicken or the egg? Why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic? And why is bra singular and panties plural? But there is one mystery that I simply can't wrap my head around... How in the world could someone stand on the opposite side of tennis court from Anna Kournikova and still play the game?

I don't get it. I don't understand. It makes no sense to me. Hell, I'm staring at her on a computer screen and I'm barely able to function. I don't know how in the world anyone on the face of the planet could actually compete against her, see in those sexy tennis outfits, hear those grunts of power - basically do anything and still function. And don't give me that "well she was competing against other women and maybe those other women didn't find her hot" baloney. It's Anna Kournikova, and everyone finds Anna Kournikova hot. Man, woman, child, dog, cat, fish, tree, blade of grass - even the Etruscan Pygmy Shrew finds Anna Kournikova hot.

You know, maybe that's why Anna Kournikova had to stop playing tennis. She was just too hot to compete against and everyone complained to the tennis higher ups. That kind of makes perfect sense when you think about or when you look at Anna Kournikova in a bikini.

via Anna Kournikova on Instagram

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