Fleshbot’s Sex Toy Roundup!

April 25, 2017
HOLLY-KINGSTOWN

Treat Yourself to a New Toy or Two!

Hello, Fleshbot denizens! Hope you are all having great springs, that all of your consumption of unicorn frappucinos has been to your liking and that your porn viewing in our Fleshbot store has been hot, hot, hot! Here are some great sex toys that have made their way across my desk (and other places, ahem) recently and I recommend them all if you are looking to shake things up in your sex life and try something new.

Keisha Grey's Hey 19! Teen Pussy Stroker by Icon Brands is molded of star Grey's beautiful vag bits and designed to definitely satisfy penis owners for the budget- friendly price of $21. The handheld stroker is designed to be easily portable and it is open-ended for easy cleaning with soap and warm water. You will want to have some water-based lube handy for this to best experience the textured nubs inside the toy that make this a stimulating blast. This stroker has a lovely, soft texture to it and if you are a fan of Grey's and perhaps the Grey's tits toy is a bit too much of an investment for you, buy and enjoy this stroker.

I hadn't used a Kimono microthin condom in quite a while until a week ago, and wow, these are just so rad. We have these for $5 for a three pack or spend $21 for twelve of these lovely, thin but very reliable latex condoms. They have a lot less of that strong smell than a lot of brands out there and they are vegan-friendly, for those in your life who care about such things. These are strong, well-made condoms and that thin texture makes their presence understated.

Adam & Eve's Adore Me Diamond Vibe is a great choice for someone who wants a classic battery vibe - and who doesn't really like a little bling now and then? It takes two AA batteries (not included) and its great curves make it very G-spot friendly. The diamond studded base contains the $21 vibe's control dial, which makes this run at the speed of your choice and it is fully waterproof, making this a great choice for your upcoming pool/beach activities. Adam & Eve recommend picking up some toy cleaner to use to care for this toy, which comes with a five-year warranty.

Doc Johnson's Tube is absolute stroker simplicity, it costs $12, and it comes in your choice of clear, pink, or purple. Pick yourself up one of these and a nice big bottle of water-based lube and add your favorite porn movie to the proceedings and you pretty much have the makings of a perfect solo evening's entertainment for a person with a penis. It stretches wide enough to accommodate pretty much any penis' girth and has a ribbed texture running through its 7 inches. It's made of an antibacterial material and one of my best friends swears by his Tube and keeps it in his shower where he uses it to service himself before/after his daily doings. If you are looking for a sleeve that doesn't have the semblance of a woman's body part going for it, the Tube is a fine choice.

This beauty is NS Novelties' Firefly Vibrating Couples Ring, it comes in your choice of blue, clear or purple and costs $15. This vibrating ring that arrives with batteries included is compatible with any lube, and you really should have that lube at the ready for putting this on with comfort. It glows in the dark, which is hella fun, works great to hold a condom in place if you just so happened to be rubbered up for your sexual encounter, and gents, bringing one of these out as an accessory to the evening's fun is something that any woman of quality will appreciate oodles. The little nubs on this combined with the vibration are designed to make any clit super happy and the bullet vibe inside of the ring runs at three speeds.

The Elm by Boom is a gorgeously and thoughtfully designed battery-operated vibe that comes with two AAA batteries, making this ready to use, and it retails for $64 or $69, depending on which color you use. It is just made of a gorgeous, smooth, dust-free silicone with a simulated wood controller that makes this work at ten different speeds. This water-based lube compatible vibe lights up red when the toy is in action and that light gives you the security of not being stuck with a vibe that has no juice. You will know right away that the batteries are dead before you get yourself ready to get off and that feature alone makes me adore this thing way more than a lot of much more expensive toys that I own. This is shower-resistant but not waterproof so bathe with caution with this beauty.