We Need More Maryanna ASAP!

Maryanna Is So Hot It's Unreal

There is no time to beat around the bush or make up some clever pun or witty remark - Maryanna is hot. Maryanna is super hot. Maryanna is so hot one could say she's probably not real and she was created in some underground lab by using an algorithm the world's top scientist came up with to create the sexiest woman ever. And we are going to need more nude Maryanna as quickly as possible.

If you aren't able to tell, this is my first view of Maryanna, and I know it won't be my last. Holy crap, she is one hell of a beautiful woman. I had to rub my eyes and check my pulse just make sure I wasn't hallucinating or anything like that. She's real. At least, I think she's real. Sometimes when you come across someone with such an amazing pair of breasts that go perfectly with her wonderful ass, you can start to wonder if what you are looking at is true. The eyes and the mind can play tricks on you. I want Maryanna to be real. I think she's real. And I want more Maryanna. More topless Maryanna, more bottomless Maryanna, more completely nude Maryanna, more fully dressed Maryanna (though not that much of this), just more Maryanna and I want it, like, yesterday!

Sorry, didn't mean to go off there, it's just Maryanna... she is one hell of a sexy lady. I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be able to get anything else done today because I'll be too busy staring at Maryanna nude.

photos by Adam Faber