Thongs and Cleavage And Sideboob, Oh My! It’s SI Swimsuit Time!

This Is the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

I don't care what anyone says, the holidays are not the "most wonderful time of the year." Oh no, the most wonderful time of the year is when we are flooded with thong bikinis, tons of cleavage, and more sideboob than we thought humanly possible. And that only happens once a year when the famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition hits the stands. That time is right now, and it's freaking wonderful.

Danielle Herrington, Alexis Ren, Olivia Culpo, Kate Upton, Sailor Brinkley Cook, Aly Raisman, Eugenie Bouchard, Iyonna Fairbanks, Sloane Stephens, Olivia Jordan, and Barbara Palvin are just a few of the names on the list of hotties this year. Really there are too many beauties to count in this year's edition. I don't know if it's a trend or not, but the SI Swimsuit seems to get bigger every year and I believe that to be a great thing. The more the merrier, I always say, especially when it comes to supermodels in skimpy bathing suits. And can I just say one of the reasons I love the Swimsuit edition so much is because these hotties are wearing swimsuits that none of us will ever see on a beach or even in a store? To me, that makes it all the more magical. It's like there's a magical place filled with the most beautiful women wearing the sexiest bathing suits. Some might call that heaven.

So forget the holidays and live it now. This, my friends, is the most wonderful time of the year. Good meals, gifts, and decorated trees are great and all, but not as great as thong bikinis.