Stormy Daniels Is Suing Trump to Nullify the NDA

Pornstar Stormy Daniels has appeared on a number of talk shows since the news broke about the hush money she was paid by Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen, but she can't say much. Actually, she can't say anything at all. OR SO SHE THOUGHT.

[Dun dun dunnnnn.]

“In light of the amount of misinformation that’s out there, some of which has been disseminated by Mr. Cohen and others, she believes it’s important that the public learn the truth about what happened,” said Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels’ lawyer, after realizing that Trump never actually signed the NDA. Now that's a loophole! 

Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen has already verified that Stormy received a payout from somebody, and apparently Stormy has receipts. If the NDA is nullified, she'll be free to come forward with her story. 

It pains me to say, however, that while we may find out about the alleged affair at some point, we will likely never know for sure if Trump does truly hate sharks. 

Sigh.