Nerve’s Top Five Video Game Pornos Is Not So Top Shelf

Nerve's video game blog has a post about the top five pornos based on video games, which seems like an awesome idea until you look at the list and see that the top two are actually Japanese videos only loosely based on video games (and for that matter, only marginally pornographic). Come on, Nerve, is that really the best you could do? We'll give you points for spotting "Whorecraft", but no "Jewel Raider"? No "Dead Or Alive Kazami"? Man, we're so annoyed, we're going to have to go watch a fake Lara Croft suck someone off. Share our pain after the jump.

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· The Top Five Game-Based Pornos (nerve.com)
· Jewel Raider (imdb.com)
· DoA, Tomb Raider "Interactive Sex" Flicks (kotaku.com)
· Tomb Raider 1 of 7 (youporn.com)

Previously: Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does "Whorecraft"