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June 23, 2008
STURTLE

Yes folks, the rumors are true: "A monument to the enema ... has been unveiled ... in the ... Russian city of Zheleznovodsk." Which may be all you need to know about that story (and all we can quote, given the bipolar disease affecting the Associated Press these days). The gist is that the hamlet in question is known for its enemas--which would perhaps make it the sister city of Washington, D.C., which is known for its douchebags. (Consider that our humble wakka-wakka to the late, great, George Carlin.) (msn.com + nytimes.com + cnn.com)