Smells Like “Teen Spirit 7” (And The Headline Of This Post Isn’t The Only Thing You’ve Seen Before)

"Teen Spirit 7", from Metro Interactive's Fuxsion line, arrives on the shelves this week with not only a cast of barely legal porn babes riding the cusp of ripeness, but also the usual assortment of teen porn clichés: watch seasoned performers put their hair in pigtails and affect a fake naivité as they plead with deviant older men to teach them everything there is to know about their burgeoning sexuality. Yawn. BTDT.

Maybe when the first volume of the series dropped girls really did act like this. But times have totally changed! If Fuxsion really were to emulate reality in the "Teen Spirit" line, Christie Lee, Katin, Leah Luv, Shay Lamar, Jamie Elle, Ro, Aubrey Addams, and Mckenzee Miles would be updating their MySpace profiles on their Sidekicks while getting fucked and demanding trips to the Ed Hardy store to pick up a new Audigier hoodie in exchange for oral favors. Duh! B4N!

· Order "Teen Spirit 7" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Metro Interactive (metrointeractive.com)
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