Flashbot Fleshback: We Can’t Quit You (Because The Handcuffs Are Too Tight)

A look back at the week that was ...

· Well, that was fun. Let's do it again next year! (Or not!)
· This was the best clash of the titans since ... well, "Clash Of The Titans"
· Just because a movie is arty and stuff doesn't mean it can't still have porn in it.
· Good thing we have the media to alert us to secret sex films that aren't really secret ... otherwise, we would have had one less thing to post about this week.
· So ... is that a book on your coffee table, or are you just happy to see us?

· Remember: if it ain't broke, don't fix it unless you want a lot of people to complain.
· Have you heard? New York is full of kinky sex freaks. Wait, didn't the rest of the world already assume that?
· What body part do you think Teagan has to wiggle in order to make her magic happen?
· What a view! Oh, and it's a nice house too.
· Remember, all women are bad ... except the ones who might actually want to sleep with you. You should probably be nice to them. And your mom.