Notes On Porn Camp: Or, Kum Ba Ya … On My Face!

Ever wanted to make and sell a homemade porn movie but lost hope after the penis pictures you posted on Craigslist yielded nothing? Visit Tampa from March 28-30 for a comprehensive seminar that will cover everything from lighting to where to store your talent IDs for when the feds break down your apartment door.

Florida's Nightmoves Magazine, a respected stripper publication, and performer Courtney Cummz are teaming up with Tampa lawyer Brandon Kolb for the first-ever seminar, which promises to address the casting couch as well as "the legalities from experienced adult entertainment Attorneys."

Participants will actually shoot a porn scene with Cummz' guidance by the end of the seminar. Talent will be provided by a local casting agency, TandA Management.

We were concerned that no one from the number listed on the website answered our calls during business hours and that there was no mention of what the seminar would cost, but we reassured ourselves that porn really is about promise rather than delivery.

In any case, it's got to be better than Kate Capshaw's "SpaceCamp."

· Porn Camp Seminars (porncampseminars.com)
· Courtney Cummz (courtneycummz.com)

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Previously: "Breaking Into Porn": You Think It's Easy Banging Hot Chicks For A Living?