Say It Ain’t So, Jean

I learned with some sadness that I was not the first beloved porn journo to see Jean Laconia naked on film, as I'd been told at the time.

Read about my sad voyage of discovery after the gap.

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So last Thursday was not Jean Laconia's first time.

That honor belongs, most likely, to the new Connecticut-based hardcore-with-feeling company Real Passion Productions (which is not a swingers site as I'd assumed), who shot the 18-year-old in solo and lesbian scenes last August.

Don't get me wrong; I understand the strategic value in telling a fib (I usually tell people that I am 8" uncut when I am actually shriven and much, much larger so that they don't get back in the cab screaming), but Laconia and her agent didn't need to lie to both Porn Week and Vivid about an innocence that is pretty moot anyway.

I know that I and Fleshbot readers would have had a crush on her if she'd been a 37-year-old Romney-supporting cargo loader with chlamydia. But we have delightfully low standards, as you well know.

· Real Passion Productions (realpassionproductions.com)

· De Jean Vu (gramponante.com)

Previously: Meet Jean Laconia