We're not even 100% sure what time zone we're in, but the sounds of spinning casino wheels and disheveled looks of hundreds of jaded and cynical media members can only mean one thing—the Adult Entertainment Expo is about to get under way. Photos will signed, hands will be groped, ribbons will be cut, porn will be ... expo-ed? This particular Team Fleshbot member is about to lose his trade show virginity, but we'll do our best to bring you the sights and smells of America's dirtiest extended weekend. Remember, folks, we're all in this together.