Fast Times With Dana Vespoli

The first time we saw Dana Vespoli, we thought of Phoebe Cates in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High". Then, when we encountered this scene with Mark Ashley, it was like Jennifer Jason Leigh's best friend got together with Spicoli. (Well, she's got to be somebody's baby.)

You know how many scenes are shot in Porn Valley every day? 10 million scenes. That documentation of this particular pairing has been around for (now almost) four years, compiled and recompiled from its original appearance in "Ass Slaves 2" to releases like "X Rated" and now "Anal Bandits 5" is a testament to the enduring legacy of 2004. In fact, this scene has outlived the house with the mirrored floor it was shot in (as well it should have).

This is probably the best picture ever.

I guess this wasn't really necessary, or ever a nice touch, but - well, yeah. That about sums it up: it wasn't really necessary.

Vespoli puts her hand on her ass so you don't have to. But we want to.

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