Flashbot Fleshback: Humbug-Free Since About Two Days Ago

A look back at the week that was ...

· Can you feel it? The big day is almost here! (Wait, which day did you think we were talking about?)
· You might as well give in to Stoya right now. Why make things harder on yourself?
· How much loving does a normal couple need? It's a tantalizing question indeed ... and the answer involves lots of groovy chicks with incredibly spectacular racks.
· It's okay to admit that Seka changed your life, too. You're only as old as your DVD player feels.
· Why do you keep coming here for porn when you could be making your own (and then sending it to us?)
· Get out of Audrey Hollander's way or she will tear you up. (Or don't get out of her way and let her tear you up.)
· With friends like Dana DeArmond, who needs guidance counselors?
· You can be white trash or you can be a whore, but only a special few are called to be both.