Flesh Flicks: A Beyonce/Jay-Z Sex Tape?! (Uh … No.)

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Look, we've misidentified our fair share of pornstars and celebrities over the years. With bad lighting and poor video resolution anybody can be made to look like ... well, anybody. But it stretches even our gullible sensibilities to think for even a second that this scene captures an extended fuck session between musical supercouple Jay-Z and Beyoncé. While it's totally believable that the rich and famous duo would hire a professional photographer to document their love making, you'd have to be watching this through a funhouse mirror to think this girl could even pass herself off as a distant cousin of the DirectTV pitchwoman. And this musclebound guy looks more like Mr. Marcus than the Hova. (Wait, it is Mr. Marcus! We think. The picture is pretty fuzzy.)

We even showed this video to a hardcore racist who thinks that all black people look exactly the same and even he was like, "Dude, it's not them." Oh well, can't blame someone for wishful thinking we guess.

· "Beyoncé" and "Jay-Z" having sex (RedTube)