Best Of Sex Advice: Loosen Up!

Why is everyone out there so uptight? Our latest investigation of the internet's worrywarts and crybabies is making us think nobody knows how to have fun anymore. Wives are afraid of their husbands, boys are afraid of blowjobs, everyone's afraid of stripper cock, and some of you are literally just way too tight. Even when you do like sticking things in your butt, you won't admit it. Apparently, the only people who don't need loosening up are bisexual chicks. What is their deal anyway?

· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

The other day when I woke up my boyfriend and I had sex and I was EXTREMELY tight. I have always been pretty tight but this was immensely tight...

Any ideas on what could have made me so tight all of a sudden? Like I said, I have always been tight, but this was like "WOW!" tight.

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· Dategirl (seattleweekly.com)

I've noticed a few references in the past to putting your finger in your man's butt. I think a strap-on is a bit too much for me, but my heinie does need some attention. I'd love some advice on how to suggest this to my lady without grossing her out.

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

While visiting my girlfriend's parents, I accidentally discovered her dad's large and extensive browser history full of porn sites. Her dad seemed on edge when he discovered me on the family computer, and, sure enough, when I signed on again later that day, all of the browser settings and history had been erased ... Should I tell my girlfriend what I found?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

A few years before I met my boyfriend, I met someone in my family. I guess he would be my second cousin. His mother is my father's first cousin. Anyway, we met one Christmas at a family get-together and ended up having sex. Would it be dishonest not to tell my current or any future lovers this detail about my sex life?

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

My darling hubby is a foot-fetishist ... I recently discovered that he took our idea for setting up a website with our sex tapes as content, and sought out models-for-hire to film instead! I decided to keep my trap shut, for now at least, and use this knowledge to my advantage: I put my inner, dormant dominatrix to work last weekend. We had some really nasty fun, and it was great. ... He still doesn't know I know, but I'm not sure how, or if, I should tell him.

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

I have fantasized about anal play with my wife for ten years of marriage. she claims she is not into it yet she allows me to probe with my finger while i am performing oral on her, and she even moves around to give me better access ... of her own accord she ordered herself a double penetration dildo and yet still denies her enjoyment of anal play ... why does she be so adament about trying to fight it and deny me and or us the enjoyment of endulging the activity with proper enthusiasm.

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

We're a happy, sensual middle-aged couple. We enjoy sharing our sensuality with others: sometimes bi, sometimes hetero, sometimes anal, often oral, sometimes quads or trios. We're looking for adult DVDs that resemble us (we're not Venus or Adonis).

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· Getting Personal (msnbc.com)

I am not getting enough sex. My wife of seven years and I have talked about this both in and out of the bedroom. I suggested marriage counseling but she said, "To save time and to save our marriage, I give you permission to get your sex with other women, discreet women, with whom we are not acquainted or social ... What does this mean? How am I supposed to feel? What should I do?

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· Get Naked (timeout.com)

While discussing the "what if we were in this situation" hypothetical with my boyfriend, I said, "Come on; if I told you I touched some male stripper's cock, you wouldn't be pissed?" He said that male-stripper cock was not equivalent to female-stripper boob ... What else am I supposed to touch?

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· Dear Deidre (thesun.co.uk)

I am 16, my girlfriend is 18, and we met at school ... Up to now, we kiss and do some petting. We've even masturbated each other, but she wants to go further. She keeps talking about having oral sex. In fact for the past week she's been pressuring me all the time. I've told her I'm not keen, but she won't stop going on.

I'm worried with what we've been doing if I'm honest - my parents would kill me if they ever found out.

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

Are bisexual girls just slutty or what?

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