Fergie Sex Tape: Humps (And Fergie) Not Included

ZOMG, u guys! Fergie is totally a drunk slut who like to touch herself on video! Actually, as believable as that scenario sounds and as "convincing" as this pouty-lipped blingified doppleganger appears, we're pretty sure that an actual sex tape starring the actual Black Eye Peas star would unfold quite differently. Champagne, jewels, slurred words ... ok, it would probably be exactly the same, but we're also not about to shell out hard-earned money to a paysite in order to see the rest of this adventure, since for all we know it's five more minutes of a drunk girl rolling around on a bed before she passes out for the night. The musical sex tape experts at Idolator have their own take, but the bottom line is that you can spend about 10 more seconds on YouPorn and find something better to tune into. Or try MTV. They still show videos, right?

· Stolen fergie sex tape (NOT) (youporn.com)
See also: Fake Fergie Sex Tape: Most Unappealing Fake Sex Tape Ever? (Idolator)