When last we left Dana DeArmond, she was doing unspeakable things to somebody named Dallas. Since that time, her already ubiquitous web presence has expanded again, because once you become "The Internet's Girlfriend" you don't hold on to your significant other by sitting still.
Having already conquered MySpace (twice!), Dana is moving beyond the social networking realm to charm people the old fashioned way—a standard issue blog. You probably thought people didn't "blog" anymore unless they were getting paid for it, but our Senior Crush Object is getting back to basics with a more personal touch (minus a half-million or so of her "friends.") She's just getting started on this latest life chronicle, but we eagerly await more tales of whimsy involving her and BFF Belladonna. Seriously! Those two together is like a match made in our personal pornstar heaven.
· The Girl Who Lived In The Internet: The Life and Times of Web Phenom Dana DeArmond (theinternetsgirlfriend.com)
Previously: Special Moments With Dana DeArmond: The View From Down There, Vivid Alt's "Debbie Loves Dallas"