Sex Blog Roundup: Best In Breasts

Have you ever heard someone describe himself as a "tit man?" Judging by the jiggles around the sex blogs in this weekend's roundup, we're all tit men—and none more so than women. Give in to your curiosity about the gym trainer's sculpted rack, wait behind a door with a heaving bosom, or phone sex your wife with a naked man in the room. You may even slip some whimsy into your bodice with apologies to Dr. Seuss.

We must, we must, we must with Jefferson after the jump.

Sex Blog Roundup

by Jefferson

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William's Story

It started off innocently enough. I had been admiring the new trainer at the gym for the past several months. Jen smiled at me and we exchanged small talk but I figured she talked to a lot of people at the gym. I knew the trainers made most of their money from personal training sessions so when she approached me about personal training I politely thanked her for the offer but told her that I really didn't have time in the morning. She suggested after work but the only time that was mutually convenient was on a Tuesday night as the gym was closing. She said that would not be a problem.

- Horny Female Pervert

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Back With Nadine

The soft warmth of her mouth grinds softly against mine and without thinking about it my hand snakes up inside her dressing gown, wriggling itself into a woollen hot house of smooth flesh and intimate humidity. I cup one of her breasts in my palm and begin to stroke and pinch the nipple between my fingers and thumb. It becomes hard almost immediately and I hear a quiet groan come from the back of Nadine's throat. Her buttocks begin to push and rub against my crotch and I feel her hand slide downwards until it's pressing down hard onto my zipper. I gasp sharply. I feel painfully hard.

- Doin' The Nasty

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Hot Boobs and Spam

Do you like

Hot boobs and spam?

I really like them,

Kinky Ma'am.

I really like

Hot boobs and spam.

- Curvaceous Dee

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Dressing for Breast

Apathy is one of the major causes of this epidemic of boob abuse. As Susannah said, some women would rather measure up a washing machine than their own breasts. We all need to take action and ensure that we are looking after our busts correctly. It shouldn't be embarrassing to allow a trained fitter to apply a tape measure. We have to learn to be proud of our bosoms!

- Having My Cake and Eating It Too

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After School Special

When I was coming home today from work, I got a voice mail from Teacher X. He said he was missing me and that he would be over after he was done teaching. I don't mind that he left the voice mail because it has been a while since I was with him. I took a shower when I got home and put on my robe. I wasted time before he came over, I was pretty wet and excited. The door rang, I went to answer the door with my robe open so he could see that I wasn't wearing panties or bra.

- The Neighborhood Slut

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Splick

The conquest walks, all casual and confidence, to me, his feet spreading across the floor. I can do nothing but watch.

"It's been awhile, yeah," she says. The conquest, now less of a conquest and more like my winnings, leans into me and breathes into the non-phone ear.

"Who is that on the phone?" he says.

"My bed is all cold and empty, honey," I say, loud enough.

"The boyfriend," he says. His mouth is hot. He follows with his teeth and nibbles my ear.

"I've been thinking about you all night. I want to do it by phone, okay?"

- In Your Pants

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Thumbnail boobs courtesy of Paloma (gallery @ exgirlfriendmarket.com)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive