Celebrity CrotchWatch™: Britney Plays The Classics

Hey, guys. Any idea what Britney Spears has been up to lately? If you haven't turned on the TV or the internet in the last couple days you might have missed her already legendary performance on the MTV Video Music Awards that everyone and their brother won't shut up about. Never one to rest on her laurels, she quickly followed it up by returning to her well-worn repertoire for a little tune we like to call "Getting Out Of The Car With No Panties On." It's an oldie, but a goody and we have a feeling that much like the Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, and every doo-wop group that ever had a hit before 1961, she'll still be touring with it years from now, breaking out the old standard during her encore set for delighted crowds of middle-aged tweens. Get your tickets now.

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