Flashbot Fleshback: Early Retirement

So what did we learn this week ...

· The two biggest stars in porn called it a career. Oh, and Jenna Jameson quit too.
· We always suspected that there were pussy parties going on somewhere, but we never get invited.
· You think it's easy sticking your ass in exactly the right spot every time your picture is taken? It's a science and an art form.
· Come on celebrities, if you want to expose your privates make sure you do it so we can actually see them. Fortunately, some people just get it.
· We're pretty sure that this will somehow benefit us financially. Everyone gets rich in a dot-com boom , right?
· Thank goodness there are press release writers who can help expand our vocabulary. Geoffrey Chaucer couldn't have put it better himself.
· Remember, rape is never a laughing matter. Unless, you're being raped by a Japanese clown.