Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Lex Steele’s Interracial Stroker

Like a cheese-filled Combo, Lexington Steele's Cyberskin Interracial Stroker is a multi-hued device within a device that is perfect for the post-sexual revolution at which readers of this site are on the front lines.

Read more about this series of devices for Tomorrow's Man after the gap.

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Porn is so prevalent that most people can figure out its jargon by osmosis, but I didn't know what a stroker was until one got sent to me. A stroker is an instrument you, as a man, stick your part in to simulate what it might be like sticking your part into an actual vagina of a Lady. The understanding is that your real Lady is in Phoenix visiting her parents and that she would approve of the substitution, as it is mechanical and without Love.

But the Steele-branded devices are a little confusing in their marketing.

First, there are two hues of vagina, one looking caucazoid and one looking negroid. It is easy enough to assume from the colors that you are having sex with the so-called white woman or a powerful black sister.

In theory, though, one would not really have much of a chance to notice the race of the vagina for very long, because as soon as one is inside the stroker, one is also supposed to be Lexington Steele.

"Oh, but I'd know," you might say.

Then, since Steele is pictured prominently on the box, we can assume that the expanse of black Cyberskin around the vagina is supposed to be a model of his penis. Looking down, Tomorrow's Man is supposed to think, "Hey, my dick is as big as Lexington Steele's" (notwithstanding there is a vagina inside it).

But how does one then explain that there are two different shades of Steele, deep black and brown?

"Well - " you might say.

"You can't explain it," I'd say.

Clutched together, these meta-cocks look like hungry, eyeless baby birds. But sexy.

But why use a multi-ethnic stroker when, let's face it, other items that are already attached to one's arm might do the trick? As you can see, there is a level of fantasy at work here that requires a certain purity of thought.

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· Lexington Steele (lexsteele.com)

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive