You’ll Be Shocked To Learn Who’s In This Sex Tape (Assuming You’ve Heard Of Her, That Is)

Forget Nick and Vanessa in Mexico ... if you want a real musical celebrity sex scandal you need to head to Puerto Rico, home of pop star Noelia and (we assume) the location of this homemade sex tape shoot. Kk, so we've never heard of her either and since we couldn't even find a biography for her on a website called "Music of Puerto Rico" we're guessing her career isn't exactly skyrocketing. (Although it's probably still doing better than Nick Lachey's.) The truth is that (1) it's been months since we've seen a good celebrity sex tape, (2) it's the middle of a holiday week, and (3) if other people say they're Noelia fans and are excited to see someone who may actually be here fucking on a grainy video, that's good enough for us. We may never know the full truth about what went on in that hot tub, but at least we know someone famous is into anal.

· "What Once Was Lost, Now Is Found: Noelia Sex Tape" (download @ guanabee.com)

Previously: Vanessa Minnillo And Nick Lachey Really Enjoyed Their Hot Tub, VH1's "Rock Of Love" Porn Star?, Celebrity Sex Tapes Are Toast(ee), Porn Valley Dispatch: Kim Kardashian Finds A Lump, Olivia Mojica Sex Tape: Resistance Is Futile