Britney Spears Loses Brave Battle With Modesty

There's was a time when getting a glimpse of Britney Spears without her shirt on would have been a life-changing event. Back before the marriage (and the divorce) and the kids and the rehab and the general loss of her grip on reality, the sight of even one of her bare breasts would have sent paroxysms of joy and wonder through the heart of pop-watchers everywhere. These days, a boob slip gets buried on the back page thanks to the continuing saga of her good friend Paris Hilton and we're left with nothing to do but shake our heads. (We're still looking, of course, but we are shaking our heads as we do it.) She knows that pretty much everything she does is captured on film by paparazzi, right? And she knows that clothing store changing rooms come with curtains for a reason, correct? And she still owns at least one bra, doesn't she? Ok, so it's not exactly a Playboy spread, but since we've already seen the entire package at this point, she probably should have just gone ahead and posed for a fully-nude layout, and at least gotten paid for it. Think of all the underwear that would buy!

· "Britney Spears is Naked. Don't Look." (egotastic.com + taxidrivermovie.com)

Previously: Breaking: Britney Spears Not Even Trying Anymore, Britney Spears: Off The Deep End?, Britney Spears Upskirt Photos: No, Really