Popshots of the Week!

There's kind of an assumed Mexican standoff going on here on the set of "Charlie Laine's Cum Control", a CDGirls movie that will be released on Blu-Ray: While Charlie controls the hammering of the device currently throbbin' in Faith Leon, she looks at me. Faith looks at Charlie. Because life is short, I look at Faith (because Charlie still has her shirt on).

See more of your favorite porn stars at their ease after the gap. - GP

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The Babes And Aces Poker Tournament was held last night at the Hollywood Park Casino. I thought Hollywood Park would be somewhere in Hollywood, but it was in Inglewood, where "Pulp Fiction"'s Jules is from. What I'm saying is I got there late.

Here is Carmen Hart presiding over a table that includes Dino Bravo, the David Straithairn to Joe Gallant's John Sayles. I think the other guy is Ricky Gervais, but I can't be certain. Either that or he's Corey Hart, because he's wearing sunglasses at night.

Taylor Wane told me delightful stories about her native Newcastle in the north of England, pretending to not hear my proposals of marriage. I guess it must have been awkward.

Finally, Heather Vandeven, who I wished lived next door so we could take up some hobby together, like parasailing, finally told me how to pronounce her name. It is Van'-d(schwa)-vin. Thank G(schwa)d we got that out of the way.

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