Build Your Own Sex Doll Out Of Spare Parts

Who among us hasn't wanted to bang a hyper-realistic plasticine avatar as a nice distraction from regular human-on-human sex? But who among can also afford to plunk down the thousands of dollars needed to get a truly authentic high-end model. Fortunately, there are workarounds for the crafty and ambitious out there and the good folks at Homemade Sex Toys have pulled together a nice tutorial on how to construct your own full-size sex doll, using nothing more than a department store mannequin, a little elbow grease, and as many molded body parts as you can find at your local sex shop. Sure, your new snap-together lover might be a little inflexible and she might also have two right hands, but think of all the money you'll save on shipping and handling charges. Plus, you'll have the satisfaction of fucking a toy you built with your own two hands. Until IKEA comes out with its own line of "some assembly required" companions, this will be as good as it gets.

· Make Your Own Sex Doll (homemade-sex-toys.com)

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