Morning Wood: Katie Price Needs Some Work Done

· Katie "Jordan" Price is a loose woman. What? She's the one planning to get her hoo-ha tightened after her baby is born. Was that more than you needed to know? (celebnewswire.com + tmz.com; thumbnail via taxidrivermovie.com)

· President Bush's new Surgeon General nominee is a good doctor. He even knows how the boy parts and girl parts fit together! (abcnews.go.com)

· June is National Internet Safety Month, so try not to slip and fall while surfing the web in the shower or something. (blorge.com)

· USA Today scrambles to keep up with The New York Times, and their story about the internet vs. DVDs. We're starting to think porn isn't the only business that's in trouble. (usatoday.com)

· Does porn really empower women? Again, with the Naked News! The internet does have more than one website, you know. (scrippsnews.com)

· Kanye West is so upset about missing the AVN Awards, he wrote a song about it. Imagine how distraught he would be if he'd actually been there. (avn.com)

· Go to an illegal porn theater in India, get free condoms. Everybody wins ... except for the people who will probably get busted for running an illegal porn theater. (xbiz.com)

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