This Week In Porn Stereotypes: “Loca Latina Sluts Vol. 2”

While The Directorate has already weighed in on what it thinks about race-based or interracial porn, I guess I'm guilty of appreciating the Porno Industrial Complex' rich tapestry of ethnic stereotyping. Furthermore, I like the notion of all teens being portrayed as runaways, all women over 25 as Predator MILFs, and all suicides going to Hell. I don't believe it or find ways to practice it, but I admit those things are pleasant distractions from actual problems.

What isn't fun is the thought that these Latinas, such a refreshing change from the steady downpour of Cracker ladies scaling the battlements of Fleshbot West, are "Loca". When I hear "crazy", I want crazy. These women aren't crazy. I expected my college girlfriend from Brown, except Mexican. Turns out these six Latinas just have sex for money and look good doing it. Ho hum.

Read our review of "Loca Latina Sluts Vol. 2" after the gap. - GP

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Loca Latina Sluts 2

Studio: Pink Visual
Director: Various
Cast: Adriana, Josie, Ibisa, Sammie & Lelina, Melissa

Review by Gram Ponante

When one has stacks and stacks of porn movies in an office that smells like stripper-grade melon body spray, and when each movie must compete by means as superficial as a title and a boxcover photo, then it is easy to understand why often esoteric criteria like "context" need to be trucked in in order to review movies that, but for the happenstance of their placement at the top of a pile, might be identical to competing companies' product below them.

That is why I had a small problem with the environment of Pink Visual's Loca Latina Sluts 2. All the company's movies are culled from its Internet projects, so each movie is a compilation. This movie is a compilation of compilations in that each of the scenes is from a different type of movie but that happened to have a Latina in the scene.

So one scene was shot for a MILF website, one was about "lesbians", and another featured the hockey-masked Gang Bang Squad (the latter was disturbing because it seemed like a South of the Border Friday the 13th where Jason got to fuck girls rather than kill them) (come to think of it, wouldn't it have been better had Jason done that instead? He would've gotten that aggression out of his system in half a movie).

The movie also suffers a bit from the Yappy Gonzo Director Syndrome; we don't want to hear how hot you think someone is - if we're not fast-forwarding through the scene we already know. Shut up already.

All that aside, the talent is tasty. The movie opens with Adriana outside a Porn Valley Swap Meet. Originally shot for a MILF project, the scene focuses on Adriana's age (34), her divorcee status, and the fact that she has a seven-year-old son. Can she come back to the studio for awhile before she goes home to fix dinner? Sure. Sex ensues. It's important that it did.

(Check it out! The man in the picture below inspired the following comment in this post: (Why would a man get a tattoo that circulates his nipple, specifically designed to do so? Especially if the man in question doesn't take very good care of his body. Saggyness and tattoos don't mix.") Meow!

Central-American Ibisa is picked up at the Catalina Ferry dock. She is taken out on a boat on which Shane Diesel is also a passenger. Ibisa was not at her most charming (I hope) that day, but any scene with Diesel is jaw-dropping; his cock is almost as big as mine.

What made me pick this movie was the photo of Josie on the cover. Natural, small-breasted, and juicy, Josie wears a white thong and a black do-rag. The cover picture, alas, is not replicated in the movie. Instead, Josie meets the Gang Bang Squad, which isn't known for its Algonquin Round Table repartee.

"Suck that dick," one masked squadder demands.

"You mean the one that's already in my mouth?" I wish she would have said, in a thought balloon.

Q. Grams, what if Loca Latina Sluts was the only porn movie you had ever seen? Would you still have so many reservations?
A. No. In that case it would have been The Greatest Movie of All Time for the sheer number of Mouthalicious Meowry contained therein. And it's still good - it's just that the hockey masks freak me out. And would it kill them to have at least one crazy lady?

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