Flashbot Fleshback: All Up In Ur Harbls

· Welcome once more to our new little sister. She's not as trampy as we would have liked, but then again who is?
· All your cumshotz are belong to us! (Oops, wrong meme.)
· We have a feeling Barbie Cummings is going to get pulled over a lot more from now on.
· Bambi Woods has been found no where near Dallas. She's probably had her fill of that place.
· Mia and Ava Rose are really big geeks. And we're not just saying that because they fragged us.
· How will we ever tell this Katee Holmes from the one married to that actor guy? So confusing!
· The kid from those encyclopedia commercials is now doing porn, but despite his obsession with nerdy books, he's still not getting any.
· We like to live in the past. Anyone have a problem with that?
· No one had sex on Tuesday. Now let us never speak of this again.
· You know you're going to jerk off this weekend anyway, so why not make it count for something ... or at least practice a new skill?

(Just a reminder that we'll be taking Monday off to sit in front of our computers and look at porn for next week's posts escape to the beach where our army of oil-covered minions will give us boob massages and come up with creative ways to serve us hot dogs all day. See you next Tuesday!)