Jodie Marsh Wants You (To Marry Her)

What do you do when you're a British glamour model and tabloid fixture with a string of bad relationships behind you and (more to the point) a gaggle of younger babes getting more attention than you are lately? If you're Jodie Marsh, you launch a website to audition prospective spouses by standing toplessly atop a wedding cake in London's Leicester Square and wait for the world—including all those reporters and, uh, bloggers—to beat a path to your door: "I'm desperate to settle down with the man of my dreams so I'm launching a nationwide search to find a fella, but not just a boyfriend. I'm on the look out for a husband ... I know my soul-mate is out there, I just don't want to wait any longer to meet him." In case the website doesn't do the job, Jodie will also be starring in her own reality series chronicling her quest for domestic bliss on MTV this summer; we assume it will also feature the men who best answered questions like "Tell me about the best sex you ever had!" and "Is money important to you?" (She is, after all, one of the richest chavs in the UK, so weeding out any dates who are just out to make a quick pound would understandably be a priority.) Of course, if she was just doing this for attention we suppose Jodie could have just gotten a boob job and earned herself just as many new column inches as the whole marriage stunt. But that would be verging on overkill—and if there's one thing Jodie is famous for besides her already impressive (and allegedly natural) rack, it's subtlety.

· Marry Jodie Marsh (marryjodiemarsh.com - thanks Mr. Z)
· "Jodie launches search for a husband" (metro.co.uk)
· Jodie Marsh (official website + blog @ jodiemarsh.tv)
· Jodie Marsh (more career highlights @ Wikipedia)