Morning Wood: Won’t Someone Please Think Of The Cheerleaders?

· Ohio's new "six-foot" rule could claim some unlikely victims: NBA cheerleaders. This will not stand! (Deadspin)

· A 70-foot-long hot air balloon that looks like a naked man is floating over Milan ... and no one seems to care? Do you think Italy would trade some of its citizens for ours? (timesonline.co.uk)

· Two-thirds of women fantasize about having group sex, 20% dabble in lesbianism, and 25% have thought about being in a porn film, which oddly enough, might be a lower percentage than the number of women who have actually been in a porn film. (thesun.co.uk)

· Letters to the Editor of the Day: "Most parents are clueless about online porn." And pretty much everything else that happens to people under 21 these days. (lincolnnewsmessenger.com)

· The porn industry unveils the first Blu-ray adult feature, not counting the other Blu-ray adult features that have already come out. (tech.co.uk)

· Could someone be making gay porn in the house right next door to you? Probably not, but wouldn't your neighborhood be much more exciting if they were? (nbc6.net)

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