Morning Wood: Danielle Lloyd’s Honor Remains Intact

· Italian beauty Elisabetta Canalis makes us miss Rome ... and we've never even been there! (latenightpictures.com)

· For the record, former Miss Great Britain and current lad mag fixture Danielle Lloyd did not have sex for two hours in a nightclub with a DJ she just met. In our imagaination, however, it's still going on. (sky.com)

· The good news is that you have no problem getting an erection. The bad news is, you're fired. Oh, and you've had an erection for eight years, so we guess there wasn't any good news after all. (thesun.co.uk)

· If you have the opposite penis problem, just do what men did for centuries before Viagra was invented: Pray like crazy. (edprayercircle.org)

· It's not illegal to ride a motorbike while naked in Sweden ... as long as your wear your helmet. Unfortunately, in the event of an accident, cracking your head open might be the least of your worries. (thelocal.se)

· Oddly enough, police in Australia have received no complaints about the local nude carwash, even though they've missed a ton of spots on the fender. (news.com.au)

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