Wet Spots: Not Holding Our Breath

· Vivid may have run into a little snag with their Toastee sex tape they were planning on releasing—like the fact that Red Light District says they bought it first. Get back to us when you sort it all out, guys. Or don't. (avn.com)

· Model Joanna Krupa does not care much for wearing those ... what do you call them? Oh yeah, shirts. (gorillamask.net)

· NASA wants to send people into space for years at a time, but would rather they not touch each other while they're up there. They don't need that space baby momma drama. (cnn.com)

· New research claims that Stone Age men and women were using dildos on each other. Does that mean it's okay now when someone says you're like a caveman in bed? (timesonline.co.uk)

· What's the secret to living 116 years? Apparently, it's never getting laid. It does store up a lot of extra energy. (ananova.com)

· The best reason to keep your ass in shape is so that you always make a good, uh ... impression for your co-workers. (Flickr, via adrants.com)

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