Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Heather Vandeven’s Vibrating Cyberskin Pet Pussy And Ass

I guess the only important words in this product other than "Heather Vandeven" are "Pussy" and "Ass". And I will have you know that, if these dimensions are correct, you will be entering a world unexplored by male porn talent. Why? Because Heather Vandeven doesn't do guys (on film) (yet). Neither does her alter ego Heather Vuur. So, unlike last month's Memphis Monroe Vibrating P & A, which you might imagine have stretched to conform to the dimensions of everyone she has worked with, Heather Vandeven's could very well be less, er, roomy.

Read our review of Topco/Penthouse's Heather Vandeven's Vibrating Cyberskin Pet Pussy And Ass after the gap. - GP

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Maybe a substantial portion of our readers (and definitely our editor) enjoy anonymous sex in alleyways, prisons, and biospheres, but the whole idea of molding a celebrity's fantastiparts^TM indicates that many consumers care about identity. So who are we making sweet love to when we grip, release, and grip again this piece of Cyberskin material?

Is it Penthouse Pet of the Year Heather Vandeven who can't love a man because of her Penthouse contract, or is it Ninnworx star Heather Vuur, who can't love a man because of her Penthouse contract?

It is both, and none. As Ninnworx and Vandeven have been refreshingly candid about the dual roles Heather plays in outright porn (Vuur) and the gauzy high-end gentlemen's magazine (Vandeven), the fan will truly be making a penile journey into the theoretical by sampling this product.

Because we have great fondness for Heather Vandeven, we would find it rude to act on the box' direction to "Try Me/Buy Me". It would involve sticking one's finger into a mini-version of the P&A set like the cover of "Flowers in the Attic". As this model was made by the same company, Topco, as the Memphis Monroe version for Hustler, all the auxiliary parts, such as the controller and bullet, work the same.

The big difference, as you can see by this comparison photo, is that Heather's are smaller than Memphis'.

· Topco/Penthouse Heather Vandeven's Vibrating Cyberskin Pet Pussy And Ass (discreet-romance.com)
· Topco (topcosales.us)
· Penthouse (penthouse.com)

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