So what did we learn this week, kids?
· Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan would love to stick something in you.
· Sometimes, love means never having to say no to dessert.
· New York meets Dallas meets creepy guys who don't know how to respect personal space.
· The Joanna Angel Empire takes over cable TV. Your soul is next.
· Boy, you folks will get turned on by anything.
· Nikola Tamindzic just doesn't know when to quit.
· Even the rich and (sort of) famous can be bareback porn stars too.
· Meet the man who puts all that celebrity smut right into your grubby little hands.
· Rock stars still like showing their dicks in public.
· Max Hardcore has a formula that works and he's sticking to it.
· Now we'll never be able to tell those lad mags apart.
· Why buy the cow when you can get the ass for the cost of a DVD?
· Grimace approves!
· Have a good weekend—and don't forget to hit the walls and work the middle!