In Praise Of Sidewinder Tits

"Family Guy" might have introduced the concept of the sideboob into living rooms all across America, and now the indefatigable Britney (you remember, the one who invites you to cum on her) is trying to do the same for sidewinder tits—which despite their name are kind of like sideboob shots except for they're shot from the back instead of, you know, from the side. (A small distinction, perhaps, but a crucial one.) Obviously it takes a special kind of talent—not to mention a very, very special kind of rack—for a model to be able to carry this off properly, but we're hoping that by soliciting amateur sidewinder shots from breast fanciers everywhere and helping to spread the word that there is in fact a name for particular kind of boob sighting, Britney will be able to add the sidewinder to the sexual vernacular along with such hallowed terms as "nip slip" and "whale tail". Can we expect to see Peter Griffin's sidewinders on our TV screens one day soon? We can only hope.

· "Sidewinder Tits (Part 1) - New tits on the block"

· Britney's Cumtrainer presents: Sidewinder Tits (gallery @ chicktrainer.com)

Previously: Underboob Megagallery, Celebrity NippleWatch™: Revenge of the Sideboobs