Morning Wood: Who Needs To Pay Taxes Anyway?

· Kylie Minogue gets a new gig as a swimsuit model for H&M. Now she has something to fall back on if the whole "international music superstar" thing doesn't work out. (savemanny.blogspot.com)

· "Can regular guy date a porn star?" Sure ... if you don't mind knowing that your girlfriend paid for dinner with her "Gaped Crusaders" money.(sunjournal.com)

· An armed robber steals $140 from a porn store cash register, then walks off with the real treasure—$22,000 in DVDs. Cops are on the lookout for the guy with the most kick-ass video library in town. (lsj.com)

· European sex shops go upscale, because for some reason all their swarthy, low-class customers don't want to pay $50 for a DVD anymore. (dnaindia.com)

· A former pornstar wins 1.7 million yen in court (about $14,000), because apparently in Japan, you can't talk about famous people after they've retired. Is there any way we can get Britney Spears and Paris Hilton to retire in Japan? (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

· The "he said/she said" porn piece comes to the startling conclusion that a) guys like porn and b) porn isn't real. We're glad that's finally settled. (collegiatetimes.com)

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