Flashbot Fleshback: Just Do As You’re Told

Your to-do list for the weekend, in case you missed things the first time around ...

· Joanna Angel has once again invited you to cum on her tattoos. We think that's a figure of speech.
· Announcing the debut of American Idol porn. Please do not encourage them.
· It's important to stay abreast of your porn feuds.
· Straight girls like porn too. For real!
· Nautica Thorn gave us access to everything. Now if only we knew where it was so we could actually, you know ... access it.
· Bloggers liked to be spanked almost as much as we like to watch.
· Heather Vandeven will do whatever you ask ... if you know the right questions.
· No one talks a girl out of her clothes faster than our roving photographer, Nikola Tamindzic.
· Don't forget to treat the special lady in your life to something good for Cake and Cunnilingus Day tomorrow, unless you want to be left high and dry when Steak and Blowjob Day rolls around next year.
· Now go fuck yourself! And don't forget to show us what happens.

Also: We'll be switching servers this weekend, which basically involves trading in our old, slow hamsters for newer, faster hamsters and which may impact your ability to access all or part of Fleshbot most of Saturday. Rest assured that everything will be back to normal, relatively speaking, by Monday.