Wet Spots: What Were We Looking For?

· Charlotte Church will not let her pregnancy or an ill-fitting swimsuit slow her down a bit. The rest of you skinny bitches can go jump off a pier. (thegrumpiest.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· The newest scourge in cyberspace has a name: "Wilfing." It means aimlessly wandering the internet wondering, "What Was I Looking For?," but it's better known as our day jobs. (sky.com)

· A TV producer wants the governor of Florida to pardon Jim Morrison for rocking out with his cock over 38 years ago. But what good is a rock god without his indecent exposure convictions? (chicagotribune.com)

· If you're trying to fight your pornography addiction, move to Kentucky. Don't worry, we'll still be here when you get back. (wbko.com)

· Did you know that the average North American woman owns six bras, not counting the three that were stolen out of the dryer when they were at the laundromat? (northumberlandtoday.com)

· Let's end with a moment of silence for NYC's dearly departed Condomania, where we used to buy all our rubbers before we realized you can get them for free at just about any gay bar. Still, they will be missed. (racked.com)

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