Not Quite (But Almost) Bollywood Porn

We'll admit to a general cluelessness when it comes to most Bollywood productions, which makes them all the more strange and wonderful as far as we're concerned. But nothing in our viewing experience prepared us for these excerpts from a film which goes about as far as Indian censorship regulations will allow without crossing a certain line—you know, that line involving actual fucking or, like, exposed flesh. (We'd also love to know the real name of the movie this comes from—somehow we don't think "Makin' Vindaloo" is the correct title.) Forget about "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes"—give us some musical "Subcontinental Dry Humping Haystack Hotties" action any day!

· "Makin' Vandaloo" (YouTube, via poeTV/OMGblog)

Previously: My Sexy India, Know Your Bollywood Babes, Raunchy Bangla Clips, Kama of Kingston: Sexy Devadasi, India Times Babes