Wet Spots: Monica And Rachel Are Still Just Good Friends

· Jessica Biel will take off her clothes for a movie if it's integral to the plot. Fortunately, her bra plays a very important role in her next film. (tunaflix.com + egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· You've got to hand it to a guy who not only exposes himself publicly, but also makes sure to have just the right lighting to show off his junk. (upi.com)

· When the headline reads "Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident," you can probably figure out the rest of the story on your own. (metro.co.uk)

· An Australian man came home to find out that not only had he been robbed, the burglars had sex in his bed. If only they'd remembered to steal the sheets, it would have been the perfect crime. (upi.com)

· Don't forget that the big .XXX vote is tomorrow! It's like the feeling you get on Christmas Eve, only ... the exact opposite of that. (theage.com.au)

· Oh right, about that headline: Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston finally fulfileld every "Friends" slash porn fan's dream and kissed on TV! Woohoo! Wait ... that's it? (YouTube, via Defamer)

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