Morning Wood: Lord of the Schwings

· We thought these Ainett Stephens pictures would be a nice way to start your day. Why start working sooner than you have to? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

· Single women have more orgasms than women who have partners—unless you want to count Magic Wands and Rabbits as partners. (smh.com.au)

· The British star of a classic children's fantasy movie takes his clothes off during his latest stage performance. No, not Daniel Radcliffe ... it's Sir Ian McKellen. Do you really want to know how much magic Gandolf is packing? (metro.co.uk)

· The 2007 Oberlin Women's Rugby Calendar aims to demonstrate "the ways in which our society has made the female body a commodity and how female rugby players have acknowledged and overcome these standards". Well, that and what a naked female rugby scrum looks like. (oberlin.edu - thanks AJ)

· Remember people, "nude beach" does not mean "go behind the willow trees and have sex beach." That's what highway rest stops are for. (firstcoastnews.com)

· Should art instructors be able to force you to draw nudes or fail you if you refuse? Can they afford not to? (theglobeandmail.com)

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