Morning Wood: That Not-So Fresh Feeling

· Make a donation to the great non-profit New Jersey radio station WFMU and you could become the proud owner of The Bucket of Smut! Because sometimes, a plain old pail of smut just isn't enough. (wfmu.org)

· Is your wife ashamed of her "feminine cleanliness"? Well, she should be! You traveled back in time to marry a 1950's housewife, the least she could do is take care of herself. (adrants.com)

· Antonella Barba was voted off of American Idol last night, so you can stop sending us all those pictures of her squeezing her own boobs. Don't worry, we're sure another reality show contestant will embarrass herself any day now. (hollywood.com)

· Adult video game developers face a lot of challenges—attracting women gamers, realistic action, better storylines—but none may be greater than the problem of "ass physics." Actually, that's a problem most video game players struggle with in real life. (news.com.com, via wired.com)

· You're telling us that a play titled, "Sex, a.k.a. Wieners and Boobs," is not an evening of sharp-witted, highbrow entertainment? Talk about false advertising! (themontclarion.org)

· Charles "Benny" Neal has the balls to run for office in Rockingham County, Virginia, and he can prove it with his nude Playgirl pictures from 1979. He's really hoping to win over those swing voters. (nbc4.com)

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