Morning Wood: Over The Hill

· The paparazzi catch another thong-wearing starlet letting it all hang out. Wait ... that's Jodie Foster? Wow, we actually feel a little bit dirty now. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· Congrats to Elizabeth Hurley, who married Indian businessman Arun Nayar this weekend in a private ceremony. Based on this collection of not-so-private topless photos of the blushing bride taken over the years, it looks like Mr. Nayar is in for a lot of fun on the honeymoon this week. (toxicmagazine.com)

· Most "babies" in adult daycare claim that wearing diapers and being coddled by women isn't a fetish, but let's be honest ... a spanking is a spanking, are we right? (macleans.ca)

· Disney is forced to change its new theme park slogan, because it's already been trademarked by a porn company. No word yet on the status of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. (metro.co.uk)

· Seniors need to protect themselves during sex to ensure a long, healthy life. No, not high school seniors ... senior citizens. Those crazy kids are out of control these days. (prweb.com)

· Sex workers in India push for the right to ply their trade legally. Wouldn't that make everybody happy? (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

· How can a library offer internet access without allowing porn? An internet without porn is like an Oreo cookie without its delicious creamy center. (boston.com + washingtontimes.com)

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